They are totally getting laid tonight!

In the slow-mo you can see the ball is coming up meaning it has already bounced in fair terrortory. The bounce appears to be before the bag meaning where the ball was when it passed the bag as the determining factor.

Contrary to how it may appear every scene from this video was shot during an A's game.

Pro Tip: don't tell anyone of these people to sit down.

What the hell is going on at Sounders games? They have standing sections, sitting only sections, and just regular sections?

This is a fun way to break a phone when it rings or vibrates itself off of the shelf.

Hello Mr. Lee,

So the Deadspin FFL that I created will be drafting this Tuesday at 8:30 Eastern or 5:30 Pacific (your choice). No open spots sorry this is just an update for those already in the league that maybe haven't checked in for a while.

Ok Email sent. now you can [redact] your last comment.

Yes that is how it is used. But a strict translation is that it means "it was nothing/ of nothing."

No entrance fee. Rules are pretty standard yardage rules with 40+ TD bonuses. You have a twitter or email I can send the invite to?

Da nada (which I think I've been taught means no problem).

There is two different leagues that I have read of. The auction league has already held their draft. The Snake draft league started by me has one spot that has just opened up and will be drafting on Tuesday at 5:00 Pacific Time.

They better get him on the 40-man roster by the end of the month or he will have to miss the 'stros playoff run.

Well that's what you get when your favorite Giant is not Buster Posey.

Do not have a girlfriend and not drink freshman year. Seriously you have to be really stupid to do that. Only an idiot would do such a silly thing.

This is a misquote. Lochte actually said he prefers to pee on individuals of the pool of female Olympians. Jeaeeeeeehhhhh! [High fives Todd Haley]

Well make it 3,012.

But I only think that because I'm definitely a glass is a quarter empty not 3/4 full kind of guy.

Yeah your empty stadiums really prove your point there.