Goodell sends so many messages he is now ordered by the court to stay 100 yards away from all his exes.

Most A's fans are not bothering to learn how to pronounce his name. Rather they are focusing on trying to learn the names of the prospects he will surely get traded for in July.

"Ginger went on a fouling rampage" That reminds me of a time when Henrik...or wait was it Daniel...oh well just forget it.

Minority owner? Is that really still the PC way of saying that?

How often do you have to wear jeans until people start calling you 'Jean Guy."

Just a freak of nature! Don't worry Alex Smith will lead us to the promise land, unless that is on an out-route then we will end up a couple yards short.

Just got to be mean its the only thing that will work.

You just have to stop rooting for the Dolphins. It shouldn't be that hard.

So which one is it Lew Alcindor, Kareem Abdul Jabar, or Roger Murdock?

When attesting to his character, his coach was quoted as saying, "He's a really good kid, never done anything like this before. It's all just a flute."

Well then in that case my answer is no.

Damn I copy and pasted this and forgot to get rid of the last three sentences of the first paragraph.

I have found that if I do not watch the video rather quickly it will not play on my phone. If it wont play I just reload it and play the video quickly.

Article of the week DUAN!

Well we don't want to look like a bunch of wussies. (Any version of "Jolene" may get played after a breakup for me.)

I find this one uplifting.

It definitely does seem wrong. Using ex post facto rules to punish teams for something they did in a lawless time. My question is why didn't every team do the same thing?

My grandparents' farm sometimes is full with ready to pick asparagus. It sure is tasty but the farmhouse definitely had a distinctive smell to it the next day.

I would not think so. Moss is too much of a question-mark. Manning is probably planning on bringing his crew (Wayne &/or Clark) with him anyway.

What? I know all about the 13 colonies.