I see shit like this and all I can think of is some Chinese Communist Party official hiding ill gotten gains. Who buys shit like this?

San Diego’s main exports are Bro’s, Premature ejaculation, Carne asada and overdraft protection. It’s Portland for young republicans.

It’s a good thing he’s in good health, and appears to be in great shape, so he can make a quick and complete recovery!

Tell me more. My wife is letting me get a weekend car for my 50th, and that rig is on the list. What should I be looking for?

That is so worth any trouble! I love that car.

I am on the list. It will be mine. I wanted a 164 when they came out, but I was broke with a new business. I can’t wait!

If you live in Seattle, are making 65K and living with a roommate in Phinney Ridge, you drive a leased A-4/328 you can barely afford. If you are married with 2 kids on a household income of 250K, you live on Queen Ann Hill and you drive that fucking Subie into the ground. That car is THE stealth way to say: “I spend…

I am 6-foot-1 inch, and I dropped my broad body down into a Fiata, and immediately said: “Nope”

I work from home, my business is in China, and I have been the primary caregiver for our 5 year old from day 45 or so. He just brings me so much joy, and constantly challenges me to be a better person. It’s one thing to worry about your own beating heart, but now I have two that I would die without. People that worry…

We are G-d’s chosen!

Turn the garbage he is listening to down, play this instead.

Figures, great camera work and a shitty fight. Niners fans are trash.

Those are tampon applicators!

I love this team. They are like family.

My sisters drained my mother’s bank account dry, then left her in her own filth. The holidays are so much better with my insane parents dead, and my 3 sisters persona non grata. My wife and 4 year old son give me love that my parents and siblings never bothered to.

No they weren’t. The crap ended in 1969.

Oh god. Seattle is already coated in a 15ft layer of Subarus. The over-leveraged 30-somethings all drive leased BMW 3-series and Audi A4s and live paycheck-to-paycheck on 85,000 a year. If you want folks in Seattle to know that you’ve paid off your student loans and are living comfortably, you drive a Legacy. Drive…

I hate manuals. Do I still get to love cars?

I own a company that bases all it’s manufacturing in China. I have been doing business in China for 16 years, and believe me, I would love to make our product in the USA. My partner and I price out fabrication jobs in different parts of the U.S. and Canada, and the bids come back at 4-5 times the cost of doing it in…

Talk to Skip at Jack’s Seafood. He has been supplying my X-mas parties for 25 years.