I’ve seen jukeboxes where the only thing in English is Bob Marley.

Hey, them’s fightin’ words now, you Guinea-hatin’ Wop-Basher!!

My Taiwanese friend once thought Jim Morrison was a Beatle.

Bob Marley’s higher than Oprah.

Also, iirc, that was the same year Koufax was near unhittable, Denny Mclain won 31 games, and in general, as you say, offense was bottoming out.

+1 plane made out of Black Box.

A college friend would use “Stallion.” KIlled me every time.

I swear to God I will kiss on the mouth the next Pats fan that just says “We are better than all of you and we fucking know it”

Well yeah, that award gets all the chicks.

Yeah, but then the Bills wouldn’t be very good.

1. Need to look up at least one word? Check.

Right? Love me some Charlie Pierce.

Starred for Zerg creep.

Maybe he would have had more luck name-dropping Drew Magary.

It’s not that Zlatan is world famous. The world is Zlatan famous.

Embarrassed? Nope. It’ll be Obama’s weird Kenyan toilets or something.

Careful, you’re flirting with an even creepeir psychotic corallory of Rule 34

Also, if there are people that can’t be trusted with video games, why should those very same people be trusted with guns?

Why doesn’t the anchor just ask, “Ok, how long will that take?” When the dumbass stammers something, answer with, “So tomorrow, when you return to Congress and immediately ban all video games, how long should the American People expect to wait to see results?”

That song . . . has nothing Bright about it.