On a freewheeling, lawless pirate ship that will never dock anywhere but always be full of debauchery and grog

Good Christ.

That’s what I got too. I think I missed something.

That’s what I got too. I think I missed something.

It is. 

Tomato Tomahto

The first thing I read on Deadspin, about 4-6 months after it started, was about a baseball player flying his plane into a house.

Jesus H. 

Your Commenter handle is making me sad, while also cracking me up.

Well, Biff Tannen did become President. 

I get that ZM was it’s own special breed, but I honestly think this is the best collection of fan letters so far, and it’s not really close.

God-DAYUM Lions fans bringin’ plasma!

That was great but this might be the best part:

Relax, they’re already blaming Obama for whatever may happen.

Yeah, I starred it, but there was no pride involved.

Jesus, is that Paul or Gene? Put the makeup back on!

You’ve been waiting for this question a long time, haven’t you?

Christ that was a reluctant +1.

I tried to star that letter.

Good Christ!