Really? I’m not sure if that’s true because you think they would have mentioned it when he played in Super Bowl XL there in his final game.

I’ll be slightly annoyed for roughly two weeks, then cease to notice it at all, and by October I’ll be unable to remember a time when the Green Zone didn’t exist.

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

Is this that post?

You’re crazy on Avatar. “Avatar was actually bad” has been the preferred take since about a year after the movie came out. 

Wait until the dipshits make the connection that Quicken Loans Arena where Lebron used to play is nicknamed the “Q”.

/spinning newspaper

I’m just glad that he’ll get the chance to keep obsessively wanking over the things he liked in the 80's well into his 80's. 

Millionaires should pay for their own fucking sports documentaries.

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

Behold the Trumpenburg Disaster.

But we don’t want to do business with Roger Goodell, period.

Wait for Trump’s post-impeachment speech.

deeply disappointing: Logan Paul

It’s deeply disappointing whenever Logan Paul shows up

Even odds they link Planned Parenthood to the Blood Libel.

So we have “jews” and essentially, homos in one character. (Yes I’m using that term deliberately.) Well THIS has promise, doesn’t it.

Yeah, I’m guessing this movie is going to be super anti-Semitic.

How conservatives see all people other than white American Christians, condensed into one sentence.