Some fans don’t believe it, but a lot of these guys have families who are settled in places like Detroit or Phoenix and honestly don’t want to upset them by either moving the family to a new city and new schools, or else leaving them behind and barely seeing them during the season. And if they’re on a multiyear…

OK, I see, Cardinal losses and Mitch Hedberg quotes, sort of like chocolate and peanut butter together, except in pure form and not turned into some kind of bastardized mess like Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

I’m sure I missed something, but why the recurring Mitch Hedberg and not, I don’t know, Bill Hicks or somebody? Not that I would be upset in any way shape or form by another sixty or seventy or even eighty more posts of Mitch Hedberg stuff.