This is amazing — thoroughly researched, relentlessly argued and really compellingly written. Thank you for making my morning with it!

Same here. I’ve had 3 cats in the last 20ish years, none of them ever tried to violate anyone’s 4th amendment rights.

I’m going to make a Gantt chart to maximise my potential to TOUCH SOME BUTTS

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

I like that they tried to make the fact that she acted like a professional after the fact some indication that she didn’t mind. Look at the picture. She’s a fucking pro. This guy’s scum.

People: Don’t coddle men. Don’t entertain their mediocrity anymore. Don’t indulge them their obtuse, willfully ignorant questions about ANYTHING they could figure out for themselves with a basic google search. Especially don’t do it on articles regarding sexual assault, where the majority of us has specific trauma and…

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

400 cats, wow, Beth Stern is just a few tax brackets away from a Hoarders episode. Kidding, 400 cats is amazing. I say that as someone who fosters cats and kittens, that shit gets expensive and labor intensive. Spay and neuter your cats, people, kitties are slutty and positively Duggarish on birth control.

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

👍🏻 👍🏻 His post feels like it’s entering fetish territory to me. :/

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

so much packaging and the recipes dirty every bowl, pan, and utensil in the kitchen. After two hours, I wasn’t even hungry anymore. #teamtacos

The racist comments on this story are weird. Like...abuse of women and children is something that men of all races and religions seem pretty enthusiastic about. So claiming his Muslim name or the fact that Jezebel didn’t show his picture (when of course, every link they provide takes you right to his face) is some…

Totally agree. She’s a pro model and she knows how to work her angles. Either way, I think she’s gorgeous and has every right to enjoy the body she’s in, at any size.

Honestly throw in some Cards Against Humanity and I think you’ve described the actual perfect bachelorette party.

That’s a great way to view something like this. I also had to dial down the news—I was upset all the time. I decided that I would stick to NPR. It is still totally serious, but they are generally so calm and measured.

The modeling and photos the outfits were great! I feel like I see a lot of what you are saying about the 6 feet size 10s, but also even if they are really plus size they are perfect hourglasses. I am totally apple shape and my bff is totally pear. We used to joke that we should buy two piece outfits and switch…

I often wonder how much 5.1 surround being the default for most video these days causes people to turn on captions. If someone doesn’t have a 5.1 surround system connected, shit gets weird. Voices are really quiet while music, explosions, doors slamming, etc, sound like they’re being blown out of wall-height amps.…