That’s something I constantly want to scream at some of these people, “YOU WERE FULLY VACCINATED.” It’s like they don’t think at all, preferring instead to be afraid of AutismBoogeyman. You were vaccinated, all your friends were vaccinated, yes, that kid you grew up with that you didn’t realize until recently was…

I’ve seen a few episodes of the show and after reading these excerpts it has become clear to me the person he was playing on the show isn’t a character but himself.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

He would be outraged if she wasn’t wearing a 4-inch miniskirt for his own pleasure but also simultaneously fuming about how she could wear such a slutty outfit out that will make other men ogle his property and also if she gets raped on her way home that night, wtf did she expect wearing that mini skirt anyway.

We have a dearth of people who can think critically about literally anything here in the U.S., let alone people who can think critically about legal matters.

I do not have a firm opinion on the following issue, but a lot of people in the Legal Academic field in Brazil agree that trial by jury should be abolished. Because, despite the logic of “judged by peers”, the current average juror is to ignorant on Law to properly decide on these matters... I don’t know.

My teacher friend has this poster. This does not sound like a fun wedding.

I wonder how many destination weddings took place in Verona?
I kind of want to set up a wedding planner biz there and make BANK.

You don’t know! Maybe they finished the evening by having the groom slap hit wife, get stupid drunk, and hit his mistress with a car while everyone else made fun of poor people! Then the Bride could bang the head usher.

Did someone at least pretend to be dead in the pool?

After the vows are exchanged, all the guests can drink their sleeping draught to feign death, while the bride and groom panic!

One of my literature teachers was fond of saying “Thinking Romeo and Juliet is romantic is like thinking that Hamlet is a good example of healthy familial relationships.”

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

It’s like that old joke about God sending a boat and helicopter to a pious man who refused to get in.

If you believe in God and think that God made Man in His image, why wouldn’t you believe God made people to be doctors to do His healing work here on Earth?

If you believe in God and think that God made Man in His image, why wouldn’t you believe that God gave Man the intelligence to heal? Why don’t you see medicine as God answering prayers to heal? I mean, I don’t see these same people praying to God when their cars need an oil change.

This article is about a doctor, a woman, who was given a procedure using an instrument that spread her undiagnosed uterine cancer throughout her abdominal cavity. Despite being a doctor, and having assurances from her gynecologist about the safety of this procedure, what she was told was based on false data from the…

No. A hysterectomy with a normal sized uterus can be laproscopically without the morcellator. Like the article mentioned, it is pulled out through the vagina. If the trans guy is fibroid free and (probably) young, banning this device has no effect at all.

I don’t see how “hey, don’t use instruments that can result in catastrophic cancer throughout the entire abdomen if there’s a known mass that we didn’t biopsy before the procedure to figure out if it would be safe” should be somehow responsible for trans men not being able to access gender confirmation surgery. The…

I just told this story elsewhere but it’s relevant here too: A few years ago I was hooking up with my girlfriend and I just had iTunes on shuffle, so right in the middle it throws out the theme to Ghostbusters. I freeze because A) that’s a little embarrassing and B) she has turned around to give me an incredulous look…