If you want to know "what people read" on the subway, couldn't you just, you know, look at the cover?

I had a ballerina barbie with very bendy feet (to fit in her slippers). One distracted day, I mindlessly chewed off a whole foot. Thank goodness for western star barbie and her knee-high boots. Footless ballerina was doomed to borrow those cowboy boots for the rest of her life to hide the maiming I'd done.

I really love and agree with what you have to say but it's important to acknowledge: Trauma can absolutely cause mental illness. Is it going to suddenly cause someone to have Bipolar Disorder or Schizophrenia? No. Can it exacerbate those things? Absolutely. Can trauma cause depression, anxiety, PTSD, and even eating…

That doesn't mean they're lying either. These cases are very complicated, which is why people should probably stay out of it and let authorities handle it before making their own minds up without having personally witnessed anything.

Quick preemptive strike: 3 thinks about mental health and sex abuse which you should consider before commenting.

I'm loving the self-defense link (full-contact self-defense is definitely the best kind of course to take), with two important caveats: 1) there is nothing that anyone can do to perfectly protect themselves, and it is always the fault of the perpetrator, period. And 2) self-defense courses are best when done…

Shit! Go do this now. (Link is to a full-contact self-defense course.)

For real. The meat industry is bullshit, and animals don't deserve to be tortured for their whole lives, and being a vegetarian/vegan is a completely valid choice. But MAN "activists" like this are the worst.

As an animal rights activist, FUCK YOU KELLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY WHEN I SAY I BELIEVE IN ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE THINK I'M FUCKING INSANE AND/OR THINK PEOPLE SHOULD STARVE SO CHICKENS CAN ROAM FREE.

Crikey. That was both hilarious and painful to watch. As entertaining as this lady is, I imagine there must be plenty of animals rights activists out there who hate this shit. Animal rights activists all get lumped in the same category. People like this bag of crazy give a bad name to those reasonable people…

I understand asking the question. It doesn't make her stupid that she asks the question. It makes her stupid that she doesn't listen to the fucking answer.

It's still stupid if his reaction to a waitress patiently explaining new information is to shout at her to "just cook 'em up." I'm sorry, he's fucking dumb, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

I can name three members of One Direction: Niall Horan, Zayne — the one with the great eyebrows — and Harry... Styles... I think is his last name? (I dunno, the guy who dated Taylor Swift, another musician I don't follow but am fully aware exists.) And I have no idea why. I mean, yes, Dirt Bag and E! Online but…

Wait. Are you the guy? Are you the guy who managed to make it 20+ years without having seen an egg cooked in any way but scrambled?

The man was never accused of stupidity, only rightly accused of a remarkable ignorance of cooking methods of eggs.

Vegan steak, in that it's from a cow that ate only vegetables.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

Treats her like shit while she is dressed up all pretty and un-slutty, mind you. Because while first impressions might be important, your clothing choices won't keep you from being assaulted.

The students' response should just consist of showing the teacher the scene where Jason Alexander treats Julie Roberts like shit at the polo game and everyone realizes what an asshole he is. That is the only lesson these idiots at the school need!