absurdist1968
Absurdist1968
absurdist1968

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

No one

I asked my fiance this and she responded

Vax or antivax isn’t much of an issue here. Plague vaccines exist, but the disease is so uncommon CDC doesn’t recommend widespread inoculation except people at increased danger, like lab workers. Also the vaccine’s efficacy is a bit questionable. Again, the rarity of the infection has prevented any large tests against

It’s amazing how many trolls online will say, “where’s the proof that this happened?” Here is your proof. No more anonymity, all guts. I applaud them.

I ran an excellent idea for some seriously good civil disobedience past a PP acquaintance and she was not down with it. Seriously pissed actually. In this day and age everyone (looking at you PP) is always apologizing and backing down. I say stand up and give it right back. Hit them in their pocket and make sure they

Homophobia is just as terrible. The frustration for me is that people seem desperate to have seen Federer play but tennis fans don’t have the same feelings about watching Serena. Federer hasn’t won a slam in 7 years and Serena today made herself the oldest player to win a Grand Slam.

They used to do that with Martina, too. They’d say she won because she was physically stronger than everyone else, not because she actually had skill. But, like Martina, Serena is a hell of a tennis player. She doesn’t win just because she hits the ball harder. People have come around, though, and you’ll see Serena

I just wish the racists didn’t come out every time she wins to say stupid things like “she’s built like a man” just because she’s black. She is the greatest player of all time and I think some people will never ever get give her the respect she deserves because of her race. Look at how much attention Sharapova gets

The dividend collecting wing of the party doesn't give a shit about this stuff. They just pretend to in order to harvest enough votes from the yokels to stay in office.

Is he trying to win younger voters by photographing like Miley Cyrus ?

I’m going to be really upset as soon as I find out who or what “Rita Ora” is. A yogurt? An IKEA shelving unit?

Questionable positioning? Then every goal keeper I’ve ever seen has questionable positioning when someone is coming down that side of the field with the ball.

Why do they have access to better lawyers? That’s not a random coincidence, so you don’t control for it.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Here is the transcript from the Bears after signing him. It was a joke then, but now it is downright pathetic.

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.