Shout out to the “woman battering human landfill” description of Floyd Mayweather.

If you're going to be stuck on a shit team might as well be the one in a city with good weather and night life.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

panties OFF.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

You can talk about Ray Rice at ESPN, as long as you talk about the "warm reception" he got Thursday night, or the "words of wisdom" his now-wife told him before the game.

So to prevent anyone (else) from saying something inappropriate about the Ray Rice situation, ESPN decided it's better to not have anyone say anything at all? It says a lot about the "embrace debate" culture when the network can't trust its own on-air talent not to say something stupid. Good lord.

We're nearly at peak "issue white people pay to attention to in an effort to buy social capital." I don't have a dog in this fight, either way I could not care less, but it'll be interesting how long the #outrage persists if Snyder continues to defy.

Hopefully the yes' are at least conditional formatting.

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Per usual, Diaw relished the opportunity to finish his teammates' dishes.

lolwtf, are all their sponsorships going to get taken away if she stops shitting out kids or what?

All Pomeranians look like deranged stuffed animals to me.

I understand, little guy. Sometimes my Pom-Fox feels naked and ashamed after his puppy cuts for summer, too. But I think he and my cockapoo should talk as he's also alarmingly and distractingly well-endowed, which looks a lot more upsetting post-summer cut. It's hard out there for a tiny dog with a giant schlong,…

I ask the same question about Jessica Simpson all the time.

This isn't pointed at you Tim, just a general thought. What did we really learn here?

It's really not.