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Bra-fucking-vo! Spot on! Her take reminds me of the people who take enjoyment from others by denigrating something that they no longer think is “cool”. The sports writer (though his best columns actually aren’t about sports) Joe Posnanski wrote about the time his daughters were watching a parade at Disney World, and

This reminded me of the exceptionally creepy My Father The Hero with Gerard Depardieu and a 15 year old Katherine Heigl.

This is so disappointing! When I heard the news earlier I gasped. I’m sadder for the people who have felt silenced by his prominence in the field - especially since RJ work is so important. Coming forward to speak truth and dismantle the abuses of power are more important than upholding someone because they serve as a

Let’s not forget the Baywatch babes

To echo Bae Bae Watt’s comment; the problem is not that Blood responded with force. The problem is that she shot Mr. Lewis when (she claimed) she meant to taser him. If an officer’s utility belt is configured so they can accidentally grab the lethal option when they’re going for the non-lethal, that’s a problem.

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I’m sorry the person you were when you were younger embarrasses you so much now, but that does not make this album bad, it makes your perspective shallow.

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even

When aerobics happened... I hit puberty and started struggling with my weight. My oh-so-thoughtful aunt started signing me up for aerobics classes at her church.

Imagine being thirteenish and surrounded by a cluster of church ladies dressed in leotards and shiny bronze tights.

I know, right?!? Also, a new generation gets to know the joy of nearly pissing themselves because they are too drunk and/or fumble-fingered to get out of the body suit to have a pee.

Ok, I’m old. These ultra high cuts were called French cut in the 80s. (I don’t know! I was just there.) I remember very vividly being a tween on the beach with a bunch of older women attempting the same body suit.

Every set of eyes was on the beach like... “Wait, hold on, any second now... that cat is about to jump

“I am the girl you know can’t look you in the eye.” I am now feeling the urge to blast Miss World on my way home from work on repeat.

I think my wife might consider MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS a guilty pleasure, but neither of us use the term so hmm. 

Think about the term “guilty pleasure” and what’s often cited:  things women are “supposed” to like such as romantic comedies, pop music, chick lit.  Have you ever heard of anything masculine-coded as someone’s guilty pleasure?

The other day, my husband said to me, “I decided not to try to reason with you about buying Jagged Little Pill on vinyl and bought what was in our Amazon cart.” I gave him a pitying look and said, “It is an amazing album. You’ll see.You’ll see.

Is it possible your husband ruined it for you with his attitude?  My ex made me hate things I loved by ridiculing me/them.  

I don’t agree with your take. I saw Alanis in concert last summer and she rocked all the songs from Jagged Little Pill and it absolutely still holds up. 

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Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

This confirms why Bill Barr was brought back: 27 years ago, as Attorney General, he cleaned up the Iran Contra scandal for GHWBush and Co. (dropping still pending prosecutions and writing pardons for those already convicted). He was rehired for this specific skillset.