My brain told me she was going to eat the placenta.

Right? “His sexual needs were his sexual needs.” I can’t even wrap my head around how a person can just say that when the “need” in question is sex with children. Children’s needs—safety, not being raped, not having a trusted adult manipulate and abuse them—greatly outweigh whatever sexual needs Jackson had.

You know, shutting the fuck up is always free, Barb.

Does Streisand’s DNA comment refer to his race or am I reading too much into it? Because WTF?! 

I’m honestly not too surprised over Streisand’s comments. She, like my parents, probably believe that all rapists hide in dark alleys at night and strike at random and all pedophiles are complete strangers who wear trenchcoats and sniff bicycle seats. A sexual predator is never someone you know, but if it is, then…

A bartender acquaintance of mine served JLaw a few times, and this tracks. She can hold her liquor. She was also really fun and smoked joints with the staff out-back, apparently.

One story with double the shady:

And you can get a perfectly serviceable eye mask at Claire’s, or you can just use a bandanna.

And you can get a perfectly serviceable eye mask at Claire’s, or you can just use a bandanna.

I suppose how I started my entire career? It wasn’t really shady, I was honest about it.

I graduated from college in 1980. That summer, my longtime boyfriend (now husband) and I went on one of those student tours of Europe. 29 days, 10 countries, bus full of strangers, cheap accommodations. They accepted anyone who signed up, but it was mostly students. Some traveled with one or two friends, one girl came…

TIL I learned you can be a semi-pro flag football player and there are national flag football tournaments

This is a great story.

I kind of hustled some guys in a swimming race. I say kind of because I never actually said I wasn’t a good swimmer. I just let them make their own assumptions. Anyway, I was the only girl in my lifeguarding class, and right from the first start, the two alpha frat-bros in the group and the instructor (a mid-20s…

I was born white, male, and middle class?

My Mango is King Kong Bundy in cat form.

Get your god damned reality out of here and stop ruining my fantasy.

Quinzel, one of the writers on my blog is covering this, and we’re super excited!

i saw this movie with my sister when it came out. i think it is one of her favorite films of all time. when ever we are together now for family gatherings she still yells “toepick” at me because of this film.

Mariah Bell definitely has that “I’m sorry people are so jealous of me but I can’t help it that I’m popular” vibe.

Style Guide/corrections question. Isn’t her family name Lim and given name Eun-Soo? From my understanding typically the family name is first, and the given name is often hyphenated in many Asian cultures (Korean included). So shouldn’t you be referring to her as “Lim” as you refer to the American skater as “Bell”? I…