Motherfuckers, stop sucking the lifeblood from P&P and give me my “darker” adaptation of Mansfield Park! The REAL Problematic Austen Fave!

Preach it, Cher!

In total, Velazquez swallowed four sips of a solution tests would later reveal to be more than a hundred times stronger than the typical dose of methamphetamine. According to Dr. Ben Nordstrom, chief clinical officer of the drug addiction treatment center Phoenix House, those drinks constituted a “truly massive…

Look at these border control assholes grinning at each other because they convinced a dumbass kid to drink poison. You sure showed him, guys!

Cats, especially obese cats, are prone to fatty liver disease (feline hepatic lipidosis), which is very serious and often fatal. If the cat hasn’t eaten in a few days or if it’s a fat cat losing weight too quickly, their liver can get overwhelmed with fat and shut down, sending the cat into fatal liver failure.

Cats, especially obese cats, are prone to fatty liver disease (feline hepatic lipidosis), which is very serious and often fatal. If the cat hasn’t eaten in a few days or if it’s a fat cat losing weight too quickly, their liver can get overwhelmed with fat and shut down, sending the cat into fatal liver failure.

Sadly, Nourik is not OK. http://deadspin.com/ajax-player-who-collapsed-on-field-has-severe-brain-da-1796883464

“The estimated rate of miscarriage is 15% to 20% in women who know they are pregnant, but as many as half of all fertilized eggs may spontaneously abort, often before the women realize they are pregnant.” https://www.nichd.nih.gov/health/topics/pregnancyloss/conditioninfo/Pages/risk.aspx#f2

If she decides to return to modeling without the tendon-risky runway walks, she’d be great working as an art model for photographers.

Co-signed! Even Lilo goes to dance class. Why is Tahitian dance class in Hawaii less plausible than “I was at ballet class in New York”?

Johnny Depp: one, two, three, four, DEFINITELY five, etc.

🎶 IF YOU SEE RICHARD SPENCER GAVIN MCINNES
WON’T YOU GIVE HIM A BIG BLACK EYE
COME AT HIM SWINGING
AIN’T NO ONE GONNA CRY 🎶

Chelsea Clinton earned a PhD in international relations from the University of Oxford, on top of her Master’s from Oxford and her BA in history from Stanford. FUCK YEAH she’s more qualified to be President than 100% of Team Tromp.

I hadn’t realized that Nelsan Ellis played Shinwell on Elementary, so my heart just sank at your comment. I never watched True Blood either, but Shinwell was a fascinating shakeup to the Elementary status quo this last season. Such a quietly intelligent, dangerous, complex character, with most of that owed to Ellis’s…

Jason O’Mara finally did himself proud with a supporting gig as amusingly obnoxious rule-stickler Director Mace on “Agents of SHIELD.”

Bless your heart.

Atlanta says go back to New York, Anvil Ingrate!

The divorce movie should involve newly embittered divorcé Mulroney deciding to now pursue his Twue Wuv Who Got Away, Julia Roberts. Julia/Cameron/Rupert chorus in unison “HELL NO” and then they all three become friends.

I wore my CD of Musicforthemorningafter OUT. Much of the early 2000s is set to a Pete Yorn soundtrack in my head.

Kevin Yorn is also the brother of musician Pete Yorn, with whom Scarlett Johansson recorded an album.