Maybe we can antagonize him on purpose so he’s too busy freaking to fuck up the country? Induced work-to-rule?

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Tim Heidecker wrote a beautiful song to accompany this.

“Pro-choice” is such an important distinction because it goes both ways: the right to bodily autonomy that includes being able to choose an abortion also includes being able to choose to have children, which has historically been denied to “undesirables” by the forced sterilization of minorities.

Hey now, Third Eye Blind is thrice the band that 3 Doors Down could ever be!

Not ready to make nice.

Deadpool was ROBBED! It was clearly the superior action musical romantic comedy in the game.

This is actually very useful information, and I would always appreciate you speculation on cosmetics worn by media personalities, should you feel so inclined in the future. Thank you.

Gold Bond Rough & Bumpy is also excellent!

time to donate to feminist causes, drink alcohol, & listen to cheesy but bleak country music

How do homeless people vote without (in many cases) a mailing address, picture ID, or printed bill?

Dude, don’t lump this jerkass woman together with poor people. There are lots of people living in poverty who will never be “financially prepared” for parenthood but still manage to raise happy, healthy children by working hard(er than they should have to) and by being loving parents who respect their kids

Trump: I’m taller than you, Obama! I’m taller!

The Southern Poverty Law Center is collecting reports of hate crimes:

Watch clips from “My Cat From Hell” with Jackson Galaxy! He is soooo good at explaining cat behavior and cat thinking processes!

YEEESSSS. And Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century & H-E-Double Hockeysticks & Sky High, which was definitely a Disney TV movie in spirit.

Whyyyy wouldn’t they just wear a nice well-tailored work shirt instead?

“he’s not Barack Obama, is he?”