abstractions
Abstractions of Chinchilla
abstractions

“The first-grade suffered a bullet to his femoral artery, causing him to lose 75 percent of his blood, resultingin brain damage.”

Touched by an Angel! I had a confused tween crush on Andrew, the Angel of Death. Andrew’s in an episode = TONIGHT, SOMEONE DIES

The Velveteen Rabbit was the very first story that ever broke me.

It would be useful from the Robert Downey Jr angle to knows what things Feldman/Haim were saying about the abuser(s) before 2008, when RDJ hit blockbuster success with “Iron Man” and “Tropic Thunder.” Before then RDJ was a critical darling but he definitely wasn’t A-list, and his career was a wreck from drugs from

That age gap is exactly why I need Catherine Zeta Jones to play Jan Van Dyne / Wasp against Michael Douglas as Hank Pym in the “Ant-Man” sequel. Jan’s been stuck in the Microverse for 30 years! The age gap makes sense!

yeeessss Christopher Gorham! Forever my TV boyfriend since Jake 2.0! Somebody put that him with that smile back on my TV regularly ASAP.

Inuits had been talking about the locations of HMS Terror and HMS Erebus for DECADES, and scientists pretty much ignored them because “LOL hokey native oral tradition!”

Piney the disturbingly disturbed dog. Act 3 of the transcript.

Does Ira Glass still have the dog that is prone to random violent attacks on people? Because if so, bedbugs would be the perfect icing on his nightmare neighbor cake.

Apparently there’s a standardized “Look at my cute furry pet” poster pose.

Now taking bets for when Anthony Weiner begins starring in porn!

Remember while you’re using pesticides that PERMETHRIN IS DEADLY TO CATS, even in small amounts. I honestly wouldn’t ever use permethrin with all the cats in my house, since the cats can be poisoned just through skin contact or even inhaling the stuff.

Former Jezebel staff member Erin Gloria Ryan was on Kurt Metzger’s podcast tonight:

WTF? She fired (?) him sometime between TODAY and the writing of her show’s most recent episode. Kurt has been harassing women online since at least THREE YEARS AGO. Why shouldn’t people question her about why he remained in her employ for so long?

Oh, she totally has the right to block as many Twitter people and employ as many sexist people as she wants.

It must be such a blindsiding shock for Amy Schumer that her buddy Kurt was suddenly revealed as a misogynist rape apologist and harrasser of women THREE YEARS AGO.