Little Black Sambo is not out of print. It’s also been adapted and rearranged by multiple authors and illustrators in deliberate attempts to make the story less racist, with varying levels of success.

Would this hypothetical future baby have any legal claims on the dead woman’s estate? Which at this point has presumably gone to the dead woman’s husband, who wants nothing to do with the baby surrogacy thing.

EEEWWW.

Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper.

TL;DR mythsplaining

Fuck Joseph Campbell.

Patsy Cline famously had a limited vocal range of notes she could hit. If anyone claims Patsy Cline was not a great singer, I will fight you.

Bless you on behalf of all hopeful job seekers.

I’m more of a snail fan. They make nice moisturizing cream with their slime!

Chris Evans has spoken openly about his ongoing struggle with anxiety and his ambivalence about acting as a career, neither of which were likely helped much by a drama coach who was a PHYSICALLY VIOLENT ABUSER.

Michael went into hiding undercover in Central City. It makes as much sense as anything else!

I feel like Wentworth Miller is doing this enjoyably complex double layer of performance as Snart? He’s playing Leonard Snart playing hammy Captain Cold to the hilt, and he’s fun to watch because Leonard Snart (the character) has so much fun as Captain Cold (the persona).

BEHOLD, Leonard Snart’s “just made a bumpy time-travel trip” face

Rip Hunter is THE WOOOOORST. It’s amazing how terrible he is at the bare minimum standards of being a functional leader, standards like “don’t immediately try to get all your team members killed through lies and hypocrisc” or “don’t drive your team members to evil by being a giant asshole for no reason at the worst…

ROBBER OF ATMS

Miller/Snart drinking Barry Allen’s hot cocoa is the best scene in the history of television

yeesssss, even as they, like, defy physics and destroy the bad guy with the power of friendship and superpowered punching I’m all “PRECIOUS BABIES, YOU MUST BE PROTECTED”

YAAASSS

CAPTAIN COLD GIF PARTY