I grew up attending a reform temple. I remember a full day, in Hebrew school, dedicated to identifying “Jews of Jesus” and defeating their recruitment techniques a la “what do you do when a stranger offers you candy on the play ground.”

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

I’ve told this story before here, but it bears repeating.

I had an old Mazda B2200 pickup. It finally got to the point where it would no longer pass inspection so I put it on CL as “Trade for ?” and let it fly. Within 20 mins it was sold, my phone had been ringing off the hook the whole time. I decided to accept in trade a flatbed homemade trailer and an old snowmobile.

I’m a straight woman of color and my dad sexually abused me. Let me spell out to you what incest meant to me. I can remember only a very few moments of my childhood ever being happy. There are no childhood photos of me smiling. I spent much of my childhood in my bed, under a blanket, crying. I was completely…

And his shell.

I’m already circumcised, you idiot.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

It’s almost like the dumbass lizard brained reactionaries who call themselves conservatives (LOL) will dismiss multiple lies by a sitting appellate in front of a senate committee and cable news; dismiss all the partisan conspiracy theory BS; and still support the entitled alcoholic teenage sex terrorist for a…

It would not have happened. You’re forgetting Hillary would have faced a GOP-controlled Congress that would be out for blood.

The man doesn’t know his angles or his wrangles.

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Mr. LegitimateUsername:

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

They should refuse to address him since he’s not a legitimate nominee. They should pose questions as if they’re speaking to Merrick Garland, the only legitimate potential Justice.

I have not played it! But I’ve watched some of the cutscenes. The President in that game is amazing with his Greed-like abilities. NANOMACHINES, SON.

WELL YOU SEE SINCE THE WORD “PUDDLE” STARTS WITH THE LETTER “P” LIKE THE WORD “PENIS” AND THE WORD FLOOR STARTS WITH THE LETTER “F” LIKE “FEMINISM” THIS IS CLEARLY THE RESULT OF AN SJW CONSPIRACY

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.