Every time I hear people complain about something in Fates I’m just like

Oh, also, there’s huge matters of good taste here, since selfie sticks are the new Crocs and Socks combo.

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

“Yamagiwa-san! That Amygdala is really proving difficult. Any secret advice for beating it?”

Huh. Whenever I email devs I just get things like

Wololo

Sheriff Buford T. Justice might just disagree, you sum bitch.

Do State Trooper dashcam videos count?

I think no one would have a problem with the title if it was a spinoff AND we were getting a new game. But since it’s the first game since Other M which was abysmal (enjoyable but didn’t do much for Samus, story sucked, liked the gameplay(Just to clarify)) people aren’t happy.

As an Android user, I am bitter bitter bitter. You can all sink right into the ocean.

Consoles have always used byzantine, confusing, bespoke programming languages that allow for greater discovery of potential with time and understanding. This is the first generation to use bog standard PC programming, which means there isn’t much to discover. Think of it like discovering new words in Sanskrit versus…

Another fun fact is that the house belonged to Final Fantasy XIII’s level designer.

So what your saying is this kickstarter was in fact a disguised pre-order by sony to see if it was worth signing on to help produce the game.

Aging quickly? Not sure I agree with that. They switched up the aesthetic with Bloodborne, and frankly the armor choices were a lot less aesthetically pleasing. I don’t see why they have to go Assassin’s Creed or Fable with it and slowly advance the ages, if only to introduce new gear such as firearms, etc. Whenever…

NOOOOO NOT SPACE ANNO

Very good read

Wait, is this surprising? It’s like saying, “Now that prisoners have the ability to leave, they are.”

We do appreciate it. That’s why people get upset when games don’t meet the day’s standards. We know and value the true potential of video games.

This actually happened to someone I know. If it’s like her case, it’s a combo of