Hahahaha you still think it’s Bernie’s fault

If you don’t think they fit together, you simply don’t know the lore. DS3 is a completion of DS1's story that takes place centuries later and tells it’s own story that happens to be the final chapter in this universe—of course it’s going to feel different. You can’t expect a Harry Potter sequel.

It fucking doesn’t work and encourages spam posters

No. They have the lore unique to the particular game, but uh

My almost-launch Wii is still chugging away in my roommates room. He uses it for some old GCN games primarily.

Your parents gave you bad genes

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Because it was likely originally planned but always put off to the end. Once BB primary development ended everyone moved to DS3, which had a lot of design and development issues. Chances are, when confronted with the October deadline and the state of the game at the time, they chose to stop BB development with what…

Oh please, Civilization is popular for the same reason smash brothers is popular. It’s fun to smash your favorite (thing) together. But for some reason, even though Civ does stuff like Gandhi the nuclear tyrant vs George Washington of Africa, no one blinks an eye. It’s super realistic too how my civilizations can only…

If people cared that hard about historical accurracy, Civilization wouldn’t be so popular. Assassin’s Creed would have caused riots.  

Man, open a fucking history book before you decide “these two regime’s were bad therefore they are the same form of government” unless you want people to think you’re a Nazi sympathiser or something.

First I didn’t see the footage so I didn’t realize pokemon trainer is back and there’s no drawback to using a single pokemon. I hope recalling them isn’t down B but Shield B or something.

New characters

Literally shouted “Ridley is playable?!”

A new Ganon, while keeping Capt. Ganon and a new Zelda villain would be neat. Dark Samus would be great, throw in the option for Pokemon Trainer and the old versions of Mario as well for good measure. What the hell, why not have two versions of Zelda/Shiek, separate with unique down B moves and a combined version.

California is also gigantic, has shitloads of roads, had an enormous population that drives more on a daily basis than virtually anywhere else on Earth and has a large number of rural roads as well. Based on miles and population alone, I would expect any number re: damage to vehicles due to road quality, cost of…

I didn’t even catch the statues. Also worth noting: He freaking animated a fake hand. Who does that remind you of? It should be The Doll.

I honestly think this is going to be connected to bloodborne. It had giant snakes too. There’s a pretty hefty emphasis on blood too.

DmC was a mean-spirited shit on previous DMCs and a bad game in it’s own right that maintains a following because it’s pretty and wow I’m so good I always get SSS this is way better than DMC4. It deserves every bit of mockery it gets.

Bad take