I got a shitload of stars for my comment on the SNES classic launch article and sometimes I put on Barry white music and masturbaaaaauhstare longingly at the comment for hours on end late into the night.

But CotM exists

No. Castlevania is built on slow movement, floaty jumps enabling vertical and aerial combat and precise player to enemy placement. Making it twitchier would destroy the slow.

Well, it was originally a game for portable consoles so...

...it’s almost 1:1 with SotN. Seriously, there’s comparison videos. Her movements and movement speed are literally cloned from Alucards. You’re experiencing an illusion caused by the camera pulling away further than it ever did in Castlevania games which lessens the strength of the parallax effect, making it look like…

They don’t have control over the story and the best game they made was Mirror of Fate, and they admittedly are really good at making a gorgeous world so I’m not that concerned and I fucking HATE Mercurysteam

That’s not actually how TMobile plans work. Equipment costs are divorced from service costs, which are pretty damn low if you get a family plan, and when the devices financed through TMobile are paid off, the bill goes down.

I want Nintendo to start buying/licensing dead/doomed franchises trapped in financially/morally bankrupt companies.

Payday is tomorrow, you bastards.

Payday is tomorrow, you bastards.

David defeats 16 Goliaths. Some of them shoot lasers. You will feel emotions you would not expect to feel in a video game.

Pedantry alert pedantry alert pedantry alert

Execute them, in public, naked, with a fucking guillotine.

“Maybe if I’m aggressive to Germany they’ll stop likening me to Hitler”

Still super nervous, because CV is THAT series for me, but nothing in the trailer gives me immediate pause for concern.

Producer confirmed it’s based on CV3 a while back. I’m extremely nervous, but nothing in this trailer gave me pause for concern.

Rockstar Punched or gtfo

Rockstar Punched or gtfo

Or ride in spread out groups on one-lane back roads that are super fun to drive fast on and full of blind turns.

I feel like the last few Zelda games I’ve played had some pretty weak final boss fights, especially compared to the really great ones like OoT and TP’s Ganon fights.

The Gameboy continued to receive support for some time after the DS came out as well.

Erm, do you buy phones in anticipation of the features added in the next firmware update? Or do you buy them for the features they already have, with everything else being value add ons?