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Candy doesn’t kill people, people kill...

Oh wait. Candy does kill people.

Michael Bloomberg says so.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

I look forward to Peter Thiel continuing to kick the fuck out of you idiots. And all the folks you mention have achieved more than you ever will Kristen. You are a worthless fuck of a partisian blogger. You are no journalist.

Now we’re complaining that the government isn’t spending too much of our money?

If it’s so stupid then why are you wearing it? I use my Apple Watch daily and I have no issue with you not liking the thing, but it doesn’t really make sense to wear it if you aren’t into the thing.

You mention that the Apple watch doesn’t do anything useful yet you pick the Blaze?! The Blaze can’t even set an alarm on the watch itself. Worst fitbit release to date.

Excellent!

Since “literally” now literally means “figuratively”, I propose we all start using “figuratively” to mean “literally” just to confuse things even more.

Thanks for reminding me why I don’t go to gizmodo anymore. Clickbait title for a dumb article, with more copy and paste than actual typing.

it’s called click bait

Yes, photoshopped.... because it was really this ^^^^^^^

And not only “not shocking”, but even more - I don’t mind being tracked and information collected to provide web developers with necessary info to improve websites. I will never buy something that doesn’t particulary interest me, and I use multiple adblocks anyway.

This is this entire website.

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Gordon has always been an excellent road track racer. He cut his teeth on karts as a kid and has dabbled in road racing events outside NASCAR his whole career. Don’t be silly.

Jeff is one of the most dominant road course guys in NASCAR history. He’s also no stranger to sports car racing.

Man, that’s in bad taste. The guy who invented the Big Mac died today (so it goes). We should be flying flags at half mast.

Who the fuck is Gizmodo to be shitting on any other person or company’s “bullshit ventures”? Like for real guys. You work for a pathetic husk of a company that was already pathetic and petty BEFORE they self imploded through a mixture of arrogance and misplaced self worth.

100%

Isn’t bullet time when you can freeze the motion and spin around it, and then continue the action at a different point? this doesn’t do that. it just spins while taking pictures, and doesn’t look like it has the ability to freeze the action and spin