Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

Yeah, but apparently, not better than rioting and acting like a collective group of spoiled children with poor impulse control.

not a fan of Hillary, but they should have had Amy Pohler come back to do this

He’s failed in many of his ventures, but stating that he’s failed in EVERYTHING is not true, either. Compared to 99% of Americans, his corporate life has been an overall success.

Surprisingly, not everything he proposes is necessarily bad, but the actual implementation of course remains to be seen.

No RS should have three pedals.

And if you see one deer crossing the road, be on the lookout for more. They’re seldom alone.

That technology laced sewer must be awesome to make it on Gizmodo the tech blog.

I’m starting to believe that Finland is one big machine shop where speed metal is playing on the radio all day.

I voted for Trump. Fuck these assholes. So many good reasons to choose him and not her, I won’t even bother unless someone really wants to read it.

My apologies for the misunderstanding. My comment was meant for everyone, even myself. I have a good friend, a cousin, and a neighbor that I stood in line with for over an hour to vote that all have vastly different opinions than me and I realized, while writing that comment, that I avoid certain conversations with…

There are some people that voted for Hillary, were surprised that Trump won, and have posted (on other sites) that they see this as a learning experience. They recognize that the American people are grouping themselves in silos of like-minded people and so they believe that everyone thinks like them.

Well, I’m truly sorry that you feel that just because people don’t share your view of a candidate means that they obviously must not have take the election seriously.

And the millions of other voters didn’t?

Sorry. I’ll go mess with the Deadspin crowd. That said, Stef and Raph’s political articles that had a vague mention of something car related were fairly ridiculous. Not because they support a particular candidate but because politics really has no place on an automotive website unless we’re discussing how each…

Every new president deserves a chance. Why democrats are so upset is beyond me. Election is over, he won, let’s move on. But no, thousands of college kids are protesting around the country. Just give the guy a year and see what happens. If he fucks up, vote him out next election season, it’s that simple.

Why let logic like that get in the way of bitching?

This is Jalopnik. In the last few years they’ve decided what this place sorely needed was politics! And we’ve seen their best writers all run for the hills. I still read and comment from time to time, but there are far better sites out there. It’s a shame, really. It used to be my single favorite place on the…

- just do so with the abject horror of half the country

All presidents get everything “new-ish” when they take office. Why would Trump be any different? And they don’t get any say in this anyway. Secret Service purchases these things, not presidents.