This is the worst kind of argumentation. You see those Johnson voters? The ones that quadrupled Stein’s turnout in those states? They weren’t leaning Clinton. If anything, they siphoned off traditionally Republican-leaning voters. They weren’t disaffected Bernie Bros.

But I BELIEVE cranberry juice helps, and that’s all that matters.

I was going to give this a NP, albeit reluctantly because I hate these cars with a passion, until I read this from the ad:

oh man, my buddy had an iriver I remember it like yesterday

So... Don’t do anything the car was designed to do.

I feel wrong that you made me like a PT Cruiser.

Impossible. Must’ve been a hologram, bro.

While trudging away from Wrigley in search of a cab home last night this morning I was passed by a man in a gorilla suit, no mask, with a Cubs jersey over it. The name on the back said “Harambez” and he was shouting “Dicks out for Harambe.”

Good question and good point.

awww shucks... hating bloated modern throwback looks stapled to an aging Mercedes chassis comes naturally to me. Thx!

“It is stupid, wrong, and dirty.”

How to make a Land Cruiser faster than a Lambo? Simple. Race off-road.

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

This is supposed to be… MORE debaucherous than the Derby? Then show me the photos of their Port-a-Potty runs. This looks like my grade school graduation.

As long as it don’t handle like the ‘71. Of all the pony cars of that age the Challengers were the absolute worst of the bunch.

My biggest problem with the new/current Challenger is it tries too directly to ape the 1970–71 car and just doesn’t do it justice. This car is so much more svelt and streamlined. Mopar needs to just go it’s own/modern way with the car (not unlike the newest Mustang).

With this freakin awesome smile, this is clearly a car that would wake up every morning, just so fucking happy to be alive and allowed to place it’s wheels on the road. People would wave at this car and it would wave back. If you saw this car on the street while on the way to your shrink to be treated for suicidal…

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Ehm, yes sir! If I was to buy a Turd (Owned a 93 Exploder, so I have a right to say that) It would be a Ranger. Even with all the new emissions standards in place, they were solid vehicles. Like the old S-10/15s’ would jump on them like a horny Marine in a whorehouse! However, an older Vitara with a $800 trailer gets…

Hey man, that’s a real cool Forester you got there.