Yea, lexus from 10 years ago or older are tanks.

That’s been my opinion of Hondas for years... anvil-like reliability, rides like a towmotor on solid tires. With concrete seats.

My good friend had a 2011 BMW 535i that he traded on a 2016 Accord Touring. He says the Accord has more room and rides better. I always thought the 535i rode just like my Accord, just the seats had a little more give to them over the bumps. I prefer Honda’s over Toyota’s for the ride and handling. Its just a…

Fuck me with an electric drill

I take it you wrench a lot?

Strange request, but the customer is king. Send me your address and I will put you on my route.

“Fuck me with an electric drill, no.”

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

Two waters, two coffees!

I don’t think anyone buying these behemoths are all that concerned about fuel economy.

They are eliminating emissions by never actually producing the truck.

Yeah I know, I lied to him. Like I do every day.

Midland Chrysler says it still has to take the beast out to the track to make sure the gearing is right and the stock driveshaft and transfer-case can handle all that power.

COTD

So in 41 states, anyone with a driver’s license can drive an Elio now!

I hope not. I like air.

COTD: Plagiarism edition.

Dear Tom,

You never mentioned whether she’d had the fish too!