Here’s your buyer’s guide:

Optional.

But you don’t employ Oxford commas? :(

Sorry, I’m too old and good grammar is too ingrained for me to use all the text speak that’s common now. I use correct words, I punctuate my sentences and I bitch constantly when spell check changes ‘wall’ to ‘bread.’ So if people think texts from me that they can read are cold and insincere, so be it.

Alright you (as of this post) 26 miscreants. Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? I demand a valid reason to not vote an enthusiastic NP!

How brave and wrong of you

Don’t insult my intelligence, Kirk.

You know that hot exhaust pipes don’t give a shit what suspension makes them touch the leaves, right?

Genesis, what’s that?

Hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called ...Genesis.

Many of the signs of burnout sound a lot like depression, as well. Perhaps they’re variants of each other?

Too late. I’ve been burnt out for almost 2 years.

Someone willing to ruin a car like that clearly already lacks intelligence

*topper in mismatched paint*

The topper on the Baja tells me somebody bought the wrong car. We’re they out of Outbacks that day?

I used to haul ass, from kardashian to Raquel Welch I have hauled mucho ass and can confirm

6.83 is hauling ass.

Yes. Also impromptu cars and coffee.

False, you are a HondaBro not a ToyotaBro.