with the results varying from nearly-anorexic (China and Italy) to technically overweight (hi, Spain)

Here’s an authentic Straman Coachworks 1st Gen for reference:

Wow, that one looks much more legit. Almust like a tiny E36 from the windshield back.

I prefer my phones old fashioned just like my doughnuts.

I hope that area is much less populated than the foreground. ugh. I’m going to hold off on any smartass comments...

Official spokesperson

Believe me, she and I already know all about swings that can hold her.

I saw them around in pretty good numbers when they were current. But the number of them out there 10+ years old has dwindled quickly. This was the poor-man’s Jag just like the X-type was the rich man’s Mondeo.

or, “Don’t buy a car which shits its differential and other stuff prematurely.”

Because backing down a steep incline is really that difficult... Make it climb that incline after getting stuck, that’ll be impressive.

moved from an audi to a mazda, i’ve yet to have to take my mazda in for service for repairs.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

This might be the dumbest video anyone has ever made.

Oh Yeah! We’re starting the week off right.

and re-invents the dry sump.

“Piece of pie. Easy as cake.”

people honestly act this crazy ALL THE TIME at the apple store.

Plus I only paid $80 for the Tercel :)

It sounded too glorious not to share with her. I had to quote for effect.

You don’t like loud pipes? Because you’re not a biker.

Why would Jalopnik commit to more and better motorcycle coverage with Lanesplitter and then proceed to write a post on Jalopnik inviting a bunch of car drivers to vote on what they hate most about motorcyclists? Are the same people writing for both blogs? I hope…