If I’m going luxury Japanese, I’m going Lexus.

it’s all relative I guess.

I was unaware that ice-cream sandwich, and luxurious could be used together.

That’s not what I said, Davey.

;)

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

drive cadillac. or a 5-series bmw. or any mercedes S or E class.

Never ridden in a Honda (even the ones I’ve owned) that I enjoyed the ride. Very boxed, and stiff feeling...all of them.

BMW motors fail because it’s advertised as “The Ultimate Driving Machine” so people (ahem, BMWbros) drive them like Jason Fucking Bourne escaping the clutches of some serial menace.

Though the math is correct (350 x 4 = 1400), I’m not sure in this case that it’s a linear (or literal) use of “1400HP”.

bye DOUG.

additionally...our child was STANDING on their own at 5 months.

lol bumpers aren’t going to kill your child. didn’t kill ours.

0-60 in 7 sec

Can’t wait!

uhhh...you click on the trash can.

put the fucking sub on the floor.

“Perhaps this is more aerodynamic that throwing up all fingers at once”

Ever replaced a timing chain on an old Mercedes? Easiset way to do it is to feed it on with the other still attached, and then connect (the other end) once it comes all the way through...

Just get Tom Cruise, Dale.