Also it’s huge, and kind of ugly.

lmao.

Don’t buy it.

if I lived close, I’d be in it right now.

seriously, fuck dropbox.

Umm....variance in seasonal weather happens every year. It’s not climate change. It’s not global warming.

Stance. For when you want a shitty ride, and fucked up body panels, and requiring the driving styles of a 90-year-old woman because you must CREEP everywhere you go as to not do damage to your shitty, “stanced” fuck bag of a car.

I love you.

this thing looks damn good.

I don’t love them, nor hate them.

If its cousin has a Bowtie, it’s nothing but a lie.

DAMMIT! I SWEAR. IF THEY DON’T MAKE THAT CAR PICTURED ABOVE I’LL JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY DO.

plus the front-end looks FAR too much like a morphed 2014 Civic to spend $150k.

no.

I’m a pro-gun, tax-paying, sactity of life (no abortions, no executions) american, and I CANNOT for the life of me figure out WHY THE FUCK people are allowed to buy guns all fucking day long, every day.

I love Sir Patrick Stewart, so so much.

Still looks like a mullet with wheels, and plus it’s ugly as fuuuuck.

I made it through one paragraph and knew it was you who wrote this, Doug (hadn’t read author under title line). Thank you. Great read!

This is not the face of Top Gear. This is the face of a guy who wants to TRY to be the face of Top Gear. His stupid boxy glasses and stupid grin will never win me over.

Bowtie’s are for dumb guys.