absolutdani
Absolutdani
absolutdani

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

The golden ring of hell.

Your online dating profile can now include "Thor-like build" and it won't be a lie!

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right

And proto Light Saber.

Well, he does have experience with at least some of GOT’s pertinent major themes:

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

For anyone curious, the character of Spike Spiegel, both his design and his personality, is based on a character named Shunsaku Kudo (played by Yusaku Matsuda), the lead of a 1970s Japanese cop show called “Tantei Monogatari” (Detective Story).

Ah, so you’ve done “Friday night in Belfast” already!

I’d still take every one of those over Skyline chili. 

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

They had a 50% chance of getting it right.

Glad nobody was hurt, that’s the most important part. I bet so much lithium was released, everybody there was pretty chill about the whole thing.

Philip Morris still sponsors Ferrari after the 2006 ban, we talk about Marlboro.

Look at my keyboard; it has 104 buttons of all kinds of size and shape; they are very closely spaced; they are sensitive to the touch; yet I managed to type this message without screwing up. Hello, Mercedes, you have found your next driver!

No I think it’ll still be a Motor Show

It’s no wonder birth rates are on the decline in Japan, when everyone thinks genitals look like Minecraft

Feed It “A Dance with Drangons” please.