Elusive. They eluded the cameras and evidence. If they’d alluded to them, they’d have hinted at them, which would be a dumb criminal thing to do.

Your quote is COMPLETELY INACCURATE.

They are, indeed, funny and smart. The show that surrounds Them is a real turd.

Big Bang Theory is the most overrated tv show on air. It’s basically Two Broke Girls with nerds. But instead of sexist and racist jokes, there are no jokes at all - just a randomly applied laugh track after sentences. It’s god awful.

Harm reduction is growing in popularity over pure-abstinence models of treatment for substance abuse disorders in America.

My conception of Scientology was informed by extensively vetted research documenting civil rights abuses, including organized harassment of non-members and “suppressive persons,” extortion, sexual assault, forced abortions, and breaches of privacy—not to mention how it’s been declared a cult by several foreign…

Or maybe he wasn’t an alcoholic?

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

“We have black lives matter written in our window”

+1 placenta falling to the floor

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Some do it for money or fame. You want to do it out of passion for naming things. I like you!

Texas just sends postcards...

Ancient Chinese secret?

Flying Squid actually commented directly on Arken’s last post on kinja (post, not discussion) stating that FS was his new account. I’ve just been lurking on this and am not really much of a commenter, but thought this might clear up some questions with some folks:

Thread. Hijacked.

He uses his illness to bludgeon anyone who might have an opinion different than his own. When that doesn’t work he makes suicide threats.

I was referring to your claim about the sub-site “mean girls clique”:

If Jim, Jane and Joey work on a project and you give all the credit to Jim, you’re denying credit to Jane and Joey.