The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

“We have black lives matter written in our window”

+1 placenta falling to the floor

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Some do it for money or fame. You want to do it out of passion for naming things. I like you!

Texas just sends postcards...

Ancient Chinese secret?

For sure. I read through these threads yesterday in, just, horror. It was honestly pretty easy to link the two accounts via google (FS -> Arken) and I’m guessing he won’t be able to help himself in dropping some references to a new account if he comes back. But hopefully now that he’s been so clearly called out, he…

Flying Squid actually commented directly on Arken’s last post on kinja (post, not discussion) stating that FS was his new account. I’ve just been lurking on this and am not really much of a commenter, but thought this might clear up some questions with some folks:

Wow. The meltdowns, the whining, the self-victimizing are the exact same.

See you tomorrow!

That’s not exactly the complete narrative of this mess, but whatever you need to tell yourself to continue this martyr complex thing you have going on...

You’ll be back.

Thread. Hijacked.

Christ, here we go again.

Flying squid is a person who has some intelligent and enlightening ideas and comments. However, the second someone challenges him on an idea or disagrees, he personally attacks like a rabid dog. Then, if he realizes he’s losing the argument, he jumps into an obscene self loathing, woe is me, feel bad for me spiral,…

He uses his illness to bludgeon anyone who might have an opinion different than his own. When that doesn’t work he makes suicide threats.

So, I’m reading this as it unfolds and the whole thing gives me a goddamn migraine. A few weeks back I watched the Univision thread completely go unhinged. This shit is fucking bananas. Bananas.

I was referring to your claim about the sub-site “mean girls clique”:

If Jim, Jane and Joey work on a project and you give all the credit to Jim, you’re denying credit to Jane and Joey.