Yes you are right. But also, I like “only” used it in probably every comment?

As a chemist, my favorite is the “CHEMICAL FREE” community. “OH I EAT A HEALTHY DIET FREE OF ALL CHEMICALS!!” Oh do you? Good luck staying alive, you pretentious asshat.

the good thing about ‘toxins’ is I know you’re an idiot if you use it unironically.

WHO CARES ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN!??!? (YES, I clicked on this link, but only because I was hoping she would use a weird term like “interracial friends” and say something tragic about her drinking habits. Also because the Indian buffet isn’t open yet and I needed a way to kill the next 20 minutes.)

Do they still do that free show once a week where the SNL peeps show up. I went to one 10 years ago. It was Amy and Matt Walsh plus Horatio, Seth Myers, Jason Sudekis, Rob Huebel, Rob Riggle, and more. Also the Comedy Central show was really good.

Yeah, she’s like in the top five funniest people of her generation. If you don’t believe that well then you can go look into the bucket of truth.

I’m gay and I can’t figure out what Facts of Life, Bewitched and Buffy have to do with being gay (I get the Golden Girls-it’s really funny and bitchy and the only one that makes sense.) Buffy is campy so I guess that’s why they play it, but they seriously need to get some shows with gay characters, like Ugly Betty or…

Dudes like to feel like dudes, and some would argue, they need to feel like dudes—or else. So the surest route to provoking a certain sort of dude to dude out is to question his dudeness in any way. It’s a truth as old as time and as obvious as its passing, but now, a very validating study has backed up the truth of d…

Coincidentally, I just set my personal best in the 5K yesterday with a time of 15:25. Which is funny because I haven’t trained in 2 years. I’m just naturally athletic with long, lean muscular legs. Afterwards at the post race party I had 22 beers and at least 6 shots of Yeager and I broughy down the house with a…

No one is denying anything. Though good try going down that route. The thing is according to this article, Facebook hiring Asians isn’t a big deal when it comes to diversity and yet, “We have an Asian!” comes up on Gawker as proof of their diversity. That’s a bit hypocritical.

Are you suggesting I’m agreeing due to my wife pulling a reverse Lysistrata?

You're a castrated, p*ssy whipped, gender traitor!

Some nineties trends are coming back that are cute: I saw a bunch of ladies with dark red lips and minimal eye makeup at the bar on Friday and I really liked it. I also like that ahowing tummy and underwear-as-outwear are back.

I wore patterned pants with crop tops in the nineties. That is a thing that happened.

the 90s are “retro” now.

I can’t breathe

You don’t know my life!!!

Everything you need to know about the US Women’s World Cup Team:

They’re harboring a domestic abuser and pretending she never beat the shit out of her nephew and sister, which she did.

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

When I was there it was a while ago but I still have family there. From what I saw, it still was a bit segregated but you’re right...nowhere near as much as places like Memphis and some other “proper” southern cities (even ATL).