“What precipitated it” is that McHenry got her car towed because she parks like a cunt. Then, she reminded everyone that she is a cunt by acting like a cunt to a woman who was just doing her job.

“I’m in the news sweetheart, I will fucking sue this place.”

Beaten by Dre©

but how is her food blog?

Rovell haters would do well to listen to the intro they play for him when he does his weekly appearance on Carmen & Jurko on ESPN 1000 in Chicago. It might be the same for all his ESPN radio appearances, but it is awesomely terrible.

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.

And if I couldn't love him anymore he goes and wears a Joy Division tee!

Yeah, What Hannibal's mom said.

Because he went to Phillips Exeter and a student with a B- average their trumps most local public school students who take 3/4 AP classes. Plus, as he mentioned, the times were much different when he applied to colleges. Just so you know, Exeter typically sends the top third of their graduating class to Ivy League…

Dr. Phil has a PhD in clinical psychology but is no longer licensed to practice psychology. Per the, ahem, ever-accurate Wikipedia, his Texas license is listed as retired, and he claims that he has retired from psychology. Further, he has claimed that he has made it clear that his work does not involve the practice…

"I lost the most legendary singer in the world!"

Customers and business-people routinely out other business-people who are hard to deal with. What do you think the purpose of Angie's List and Yelp is. Customer and partner satisfaction are hallmarks of good businesses and should be called out when lacking.

LOL this is why my mom friends and I have a secret Facebook group where we can vent about how we shackle our kids to hot radiators, I mean, deal with stress.

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

When I was in college, if I had the free time to write a 1,700 word email to a fellow resident I would have opted to NOT even respond and get high instead because getting high at 1 in the afternoon was probably my favorite thing about college. The fuck is wrong with these idiots...

Holy shit... I'm not the only PSU alum that has this thought?!

Went to PSU for undergrad, got my first masters there. Got my professional degree elsewhere. There are some incredibly brilliant people at PSU at the leading edge of the intellect distribution, but the overwhelming majority are a bit, erm, lacking.

Forget it, Jake.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.