Lol #1

Laughable and likeable intersect, but I'm not sure Carson exists at that intersection.

WTF? You can’t say “Jew them down” anymore? What is this country coming to!

How many Beet handles do you have. There are like 4 commenters on this article with usernames referencing beets in some respect.

Seriously, the obsequious commenters who praise the “writers” are fucking weak.

Honestly, I could listen to late 70’s/early 80’s Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, and anything from the Stax and Muscle Shoals labels for the rest of my life and feel like I hadn’t missed a thing.

Haha. This is pretty on point. I like you.

I’m speechless. Well done.

I don’t know what’s stupider, the fact that this a first, or the fact that someone is taking note of the milestone. Natural hair is hot.

This is what happened:

Did you know Bing Crosby was kicked out of Annandale Golf Club for taking a club to the #1 tee box and tearing the shit out of it, while under the influence. I don’t think Annandale has admitted an entertainer into the membership since then.

Seriously, it’s worse thank Sorkin. I fucking hate this show, and yet I’ve seen every episode. Also, Kerry Washington’s mouth region freaks me out.

It doesn’t necessarily mean ‘black’. It depends on the context. It certainly can mean ‘black’. But frankly, the way you used it makes perfect sense based on your intended meaning. People are really sensitive. You have to be careful. I made a comment above about how the vast majority of American History is defined by…

Or any historian focused on the first 250-300 years of American history.

I went to a private school in Houston whose pipeline to SMU increased after UT implemented the top 10% rule in the early 2000’s. This is cringeworthy and not implausible.

Fibonacci Sequins is clever

In its current iteration, Debaro is liberal caricature...or at least, it was a couple days ago.

A Pilot pen? Gross. This is what happens when you let poor people vote.

A Pilot pen? Gross. This is what happens when you let poor people vote.

Whoa, the Great Compromiser, Henry Clay, went there.

I’m from Houston. Never been asked that. But I did learn to ride horses at summer camp.