It's the mascot of a college in the area. It was a joke.

Waterville? Go Mules.

When I lived in DC, I was held up and gunpoint and beaten up five kids, two of whom I used to play basketball with after work. I was smoking a cigarette out front, and they tried to force me into my apartment. I resisted (a huge fight or flight instinct kicked in), and tried to make my way toward the street away from…

Horses don’t appreciate being associated with heroin, thank you very much.

I was in Grade 6 through 10 with Adams’ grandson before he left and went to boarding school. That kid was the meanest piece of shit I’ve ever met.

I figured you just meant vapid, but I thought it was funny to interpret your comment as strictly as possible.

So Mekki is a vapid hipster?

Ha

Generation Catalano. Google it.

He was on Meet the Press in 1999.

oh man, i leave my phone charging every night when i go to sleep. genius dude said that!!?? it must be true. i mean, dude’s a genius.

It’s not a segment, it’s a show. And it’s called ‘Outnumbered’ because it’s a bunch of women and one man.

I don’t know why he’s flaunting that shit on Twitter. Doesn’t he know ICE is on Twitter too: https://twitter.com/ICEgov

Definitely the first time I’ve ever been asked that in response to this anecdote.

Here’s a quasi-joke/humorous logic observation involving Nietzsche. My professor used to say one person’s Modus Ponens is another’s Modus Tollens.

I agree. He's definitely exceeding my admittedly low expectations.

Any idea how many Facebook applicants were black?

Best. Primary. Debates. Ever.

Live free or die, motherfucker.

The privilege problem is hardly exclusive to America.