Mine got stolen in a break-in. I was about to replace when I read they discontinued it. So pissed.

Customers and business-people routinely out other business-people who are hard to deal with. What do you think the purpose of Angie's List and Yelp is. Customer and partner satisfaction are hallmarks of good businesses and should be called out when lacking.

zing

thanks for keeping it 100.

lolol didn't read EOM

Jealous. Herbal remedies temper my gregarious and extroverted tendencies.

Ha. I lived in DC for 5 years. Had totally forgotten about the temptations on 17th Street.

What's the slogan? Oh, "SMU...because after the top 10% mandate was implemented, you couldn't get in to UT."

Fuck native ads. People who engage with corporate marketing departments are idiots. Share a copy of Mein Kampf with Coke.

(although I remember the girl sitting next to me saying `My brother has one of those tattoos!')

"No, no, what you really mean is..."

I'm surprised women haven't started sodomizing men in their sleep with like a cucumber or something. Why isn't that a thing?

What is the basis for claiming full eyebrows are in. What does that mean?

I was on a train to San Francisco last week, and this bearded guy in the seat in front of me spent 5 minutes photographing himself. Then, he carefully selected one photo out of a set of 10 or so and posted it. It was the most narcissistic, self-absorbed thing I've seen in quite some time.

Did you see the episode about Hooters where the manager made the employees compete in a hands-free bean eating competition? I can't remember if the boss fired that guy.

These questions are so innocuous and unnecessary. Good for Lynch. Most sport writers are lizard brains. What would be cool would be if Lynch started to respond only to thoughtful questions. That would take the wind out of the sails of writers who think he's just being difficult and force them to ask better…

Often, white people say of well spoken black people "oh, he's so well spoken", but what they're inadvertently implying is "oh, he's so well spoken (for a black a person)". In other words, the compliment belies the fact they don't expect black people to be well spoken, which itself is a reflection of a stereotype. By…

Often, white people say of well spoken black people "oh, he's so well spoken", but what they're inadvertently implying is "oh, he's so well spoken (for a black a person)". In other words, the compliment belies the fact they don't expect black people to be well spoken, which itself is a reflection of a stereotype. By…

Often, white people say of well spoken black people "oh, he's so well spoken", but what they're inadvertently implying is "oh, he's so well spoken (for a black a person). In other words, the compliment belies the fact they don't expect black people to be well spoken, which itself is a reflection of a stereotype. By…

I want a prize. Where can I claim my prize?