These kinds of takes just make me so tired... Like soul-crushingly tired... 

If the government didn’t cut ties over 9/11 what makes you think they’d do it over one person’s death? 

Keep the white rapist, fire the silly negro coach and bring in a tough-guy white coach to put the colored receiver in his place. Got it.

“Send him to me.”

This isn’t college. No disciplinarian is going to change AB. He is what he is. You’re either going to live with it or get rid of him.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

But slow linebackers are our only kind of linebacker....

I’ve been a Pats fan my whole life, which includes a lot of really awful years. In recent years, I’ve said, “They’ll go 12 and four, don’t shit yourself.” Well, this year, they won’t make that goal, but will still make the playoffs. I actually want the Pats to suck again a little, so that some of the fucking morons…

Withering on the vine? Scrambler brand, new V-twin, V4 Panigale, thriving MotoGP operation?

I want an Aunt who tracks a Corvette. She sounds awesome.

Danny is like a good farmer. He knows it’s best not to give them names or else you grow too attached. Ainge just calls them Moveable Asset 1, Moveable Asset 2, etc.

It’s an improvement over Ainge’s original suggestion: Good Largeman.

Seems like they should just sign the team over to Greta and be done with it.  

Nickelback is the only true answer.

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

8 days ago, my parents and sister were over for dinner. I told her then that she would be frustrated when the Dolphins and Pats played the following Sunday because it doesn’t matter how bad the Dolphins are and how good the Patriots are, the Dolphins win in Miami in December.

I was gonna follow common procedure here and dump on the Suns, Kings, Hawks (and maybe the Grizzlies) for letting this kid go by. But all the top rookies have been pretty good! Even Sacramento can make a decent argument that Fox is their guy and they are actually winning games in a strange turn of events. It's a very…

Too soon to call the Doncic-Young trade a win for Dallas?

We are all Titans fans this morning.

I thought the dipstick in BMWs was located in the drivers seat?