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Hmmm... maybe we can legalize lane splitting now.

Auto Industry: Your cars aren’t safe. We need to make them bigger, uglier, heavier, more automated, more complicated, and less fun.

America: K. *buys motorcycles*

That’s the hardest a Jet hit a Patriot all year.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They sold more Macans in 2018 than their entire global sales in 2002, 2003, 2004, 2009, and 2010.

Dude... Did I have to put a big “/s” in this to make the point obvious?

NH & Maine were the only New England States where Hillary Clinton’s margin of Victory was less than 15%. Find a new slant. 

lol After an epic Pats win I come to Deadspin for takes like this. Thank you for satisfying me.

Keep crying. Btw, you basically described most commenters on this site.

To say that New England is a hotbed of Trumpism is both unequivocally false and without merit or rational standing. I reject your vitriol and politely ask that you shut the fuck up. Unless if you were being sarcastic in which case carry on. Also, fuck Trump in the ass with a thousand steel slats and go Pats.

“DPI against Gronk they ignored the very next play balanced things out a bit.”

Yep, New England... hotbed of Trumpism. 

Yeah, I couldn’t understand the argument about the angles. You had one angle that clearly showed air between the thumbs and the ball, and another that showed that it didn’t hit the arm. What more do you need?

On which part of the replay does it look like the ball touched him?

i’m thinking much closer to home.. almost next door in Modena actually. Energica Motors.. (which is owned by CRP.. one of the main carbon fiber and printed titanium and hybrid tech suppliers for current F1 teams..)... the ones who currently supply the field for E-motogp, and sell the highest performing EV bikes on

ETA - An ‘injured’ Kyle Lowry should have got his ass out of the way to allow play to continue.

I’m a Knicks fan who watches as many games as I can, and I see and hear a lot about Enes on an almost nightly basis. I gotta say that Enes Kanter has courage and fortitude for what he does and stands for. No snark. The guy has my respect.

It seems pointless to have both the A-class and the CLA on the market at the same time. You can’t even tell them apart. And haven’t they heard of the sedanopocalypse?

Hey, so, you know the ball was tipped because his linemen got blown up, right?