As a non-Cowboys fan, the country at-large is tired of you Cowboys fans

“Never Settle For the Browns” is also Pepto-Bismol’s new marketing slogan.

and even forgetting the name on the side— who is an electric bike for? i would say bike commuters.

Pep’s still a douche.

Eli Manning didn’t even have to rape anyone to get 2 SBs.

I have a feeling that Nadal’s knee injury will flare up suddenly before the tournament. He will regret it, but hopes the fans will understand.

“Because right now we just don’t have obviously enough information, and we have to look into that a bit more and then we’ll make our decision soon.”

Danny Ainge figured out that Tatum was a better pick than Fultz. If Ainge could figure it out, I don’t see why it would be impossible for another GM like Colangelo to do it, especially since that’s pretty much the most critical part of a GM’s job.

Glad to see the voodoo hex I placed on Winston back in 2013 is paying off. May that abusive motherfucker flail about like this for his entire NFL career. 

The Celtics were so sure Fultz was the number one pick, they traded down.

In world where the Mercedes S-Coupe didn’t exist, this car would consider a look from the well healed coupe loving gentleperson. But, who is going to pick this over a S560 or S63 coupe? Not me, but I suppose there are a few die hard BMW fans who will buy a couple.

MLB Network guys touch on it at the end of this video. Also, i bet 8 year-old Steve Pearce couldn’t have imagined standing next to Pedro in that moment

Only three players the history of the game have had back-to-back World Series games each with a homer and at least three RBI. They are Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, and Steve Pearce.

Yeah, that struck me as odd as well. There were a shit-ton of Sox jerseys and shirts in that audience and not a whole lot of Dodgers gear. Not to mention you kept hearing Sox chants.

Eh, fuck LA, I guess. Even in LA...

Indeed no better ending than that shithead being the one who fanned out, almost falling on his ass in the process 

Also, props to Alex Cora for the shoutout to Puerto Rico. 

They must be a deadbeat daddy because they are never around to watch the Red Sox win World Series.

You left out the best part! When Manny Machado hit that home run tonight with two outs in the bottom of the ninth off Chris Sale, that was amazing.

Yankees fan obsessed with Redsox fans. 

This is nice. I was beginning to worry that Boston was going to go a calendar year without winning a championship in something.