And then Brady torched the Legion of Boom in the SB two weeks later using the most heavily-scrutinized balls since Lance Armstrong’s.

Not only does cutting out booze dramatically reduce your caloric intake, you suddenly have to find something to do to distract yourself. Pumping iron seems healthier than commenting on the internet...

There is no law that says a car has to be ugly to be functional. All that it takes to make an ugly car functional and pretty is time and effort. 

(whispers) Kobe was never that great.

Damn. He was my favorite player...until I finish reading this. If that document ia real and he admits to it. Then he deserves to be ridiculed and lose all his endorsements. Literally all he had to do was go try with another girl at the hot tub. Maybe he get lucky. Maybe not. But rape isn’t the answer. But he doesn’t…

And they’re still going to come out of all of this believing they’re the victims.

They played it on GMA this morning. I found him so insufferable. I was looking at his wife behind him to, and I feel like she has a story to tell.  I hope she does.

A lot of us are angry at this dumpster fire playing out on TV today, and yes, of course we are. But you know what? No matter what happens after this, the good guys have guaranteed themselves a small but significant win. Every person who gets nominated for a senior position in this administration from here on is going…

I’ve never met the man, but I know now that he talks in the movie theater.

Many H1Bs went to Stanford (and similar). I have a double Ivy H1B holder working with me right this minute.

The problem is idiots like the writer who equate GOALS GOALS GOALS with quality. Messi is the best player ever but his season last year was not his best. His goals came at the expense of the team, his playing time was mismanaged and he was a big part of the team falling apart against Roma. Modric is the engine that…

Tax incentives for kids should work kinda like a progressive income tax. You get money for having 1 or 2 kids, nothing for 3 or 4, and anything 5 or up you have to pay penalties for. 

A "hot hand" is what got Jameis Winston suspended in the first place.

I understand where you (and Bomani) are coming from, but the alternative is Jameis Winston — who might be the dumbest and most overrated QB in the NFL. So for now... there is a hotter-hand and it’s on Fitzpatrick’s right arm. 

Yes, but Jameis leads all qbs in rape/sexual assault allegations unless Ben has caught up to him since i started typing this comment

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

Take a look at the number of likes in that tweet and you’ve got 31.5 k reasons to get out and vote in six weeks.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Zlatan’s 500th last week blew out both my hammys and a quad and was arguably better than any bicycle kick but Modric is the fucking man - paying him the ultimate compliment - he’s the Megan Rapinoe of the men’s game.

To all the misogynistic asswipes who think she’s lying because the rich white boy is always right: she has a history of counseling for this event. I suppose the response will be that she got counseling because she’s a loser (or insert any other favorite MAGA word).