I like it - aspects of your sentence structure reminds me faintly of the same DFW style that I vainly strive and fail to achieve. I am usually not a horror fan and like @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus said I think it would be better with a little more subtlety on the nature of the actual horror. But I…

This is why I won't be going to see The National at ACL… well at least making me wait until they release the actual day line-ups but it is going to have to be one hell of a lineup for me to go through with it.

The only time I can drink Corona is with lime and mounds of cheap mexican food, or in the very least a mountain of chips and salsa. Also this all has to take place in blazing hot weather.

That actually sounds really good - please update us next week as to the results, I think I am going to seek that out.

Its not that cargo shorts are out necessarily - but rather that baggy clothing is out, and most cargo shorts tend to be baggy. If is somewhat fashionable acceptable as long as they are better fitting.

Of course the worst thing would be a man looking too much like a woman…. I mean talk about insults I would never, ever want to be a women.. *Tim Allen Grunt*

This could be the greatest thing O'Neal has ever produced.

Can't tell if sarcasm or just not heard of Armond White…

Where's my notification?

So we just send all of this data to the NSA and no one will ever know any better…

*laughs you out of the room*

Well I'll be… it is made out to "God".

Wait, you mean we have to share this check?

Oh, of course. by coming of age I meant the overly-sentimental, really cliche stuff that I can't avoid. Like "it's kind of a funny story" or other similar movies.

Hey, thats the name of the show

Eh… there isn't much that will dissuade me from watching this one day… its right up my guilty pleasure alley. You know the whole youth coming of age schtick that I can't resist.

But what happens if they change it up and you hate it?

Thats not the only thing you left wide open….

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Got it, as long as you can admit it.