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Did Ford see GM losing ground to Ram and think "What can I do drive people towards Ram since my truck isn't ugly?"

To be fair the Peloton bikes aren’t for us anyways.  If one of these gets covered in clothes, the cleaner will make sure it’s taken care of in a matter of hours.

I feel that Buick would sell more cars if they just ditched their stupid marketing campaign that mainly consists of commercials like the following:

CP <<T====|=====>> NP

As someone pointed out,

Never have/never will understand the appeal of these ugly things. If you want to camp, then stick it on the ground, so that when you get up to pee in the middle of the night after that sixer of Butt Light, you don’t take a 6-foot first step outta the tent.

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Triple also, because there can’t be a DUAN tonight, check out this new song from All Them Witches. It’s like a heavier, smokier, more psychedelic QotSA at times. I wish I could have sent it to Drew as a brick wall song, but this will have to do.

I’ve been a regular here since 2006. My social circle doesn’t really allow many opportunities to talk sports so I treasured that this was THE place that allowed for my dumbass jokes and ridiculous takes to be heard (and even then, there were better comments made by better people).

Yeah, a guy doing HS Football commentary for no one does tug on the heartstrings a bit. 

Spanfeller and Maidment are part of the Stoolluminati.

One thing to look forward to in our future with robot umpires is that they are not likely to go nuts on propaganda and load up on assault rifles to wage civil war. It seems much more probable that their violent overthrow of civilization will be waged using built-in flamethrowers or laser eyes.

Yyeah, its shit like this that forces me to wonder how this world is supposed to work. Like how in the fuck, does any of this shit make sense?

This is why I’m all for Bernie or Warren taxing the crap out of these a-holes.

Cause nowadays, cool ideas are worth more than the actual company.

T-Mobile used to have the good ads with that incredibly attractive woman in the pink dress.

The worst are those Coca-cola funded “student films”. Some poor saps from NYU or other preppy college is forced to make a 60-second short framed as some “magic of the movie experience” that is really a crappy ad shilling overpriced shitty popcorn and diabetes-enducing sodas. Good job learning how to sell out, [Dakota]

My daughter came home from school around the 3rd grade and pronounced me a drug addict because I drank beer.  That’s what they told her in class.  My wife said I was no longer allowed to drink in front of her.  I told them both to go jump in a lake.

So, who is our historical comparison point to Carson Wentz?  Who is he?  I mean he’s really talented.  He seems like a good guy.  But it is clear his team hates him and won’t work with him.  I lean towards Jeff George?  Is that fair?