David Gelertner looks like Michael Cera if he gained 150 pounds and glued pubes to his face.

This guy looks like Greg Oden’s older brother.

I know the rage of assholes fucking with your dice in Yahtzee.

Nothing good happens at subway.

Why does it not surprise me his name is Jared..

We’re not allowed to have nice things anymore.

Nothing like sticking it to the NFL like burning all the gear you ALREADY paid for. The NFL already won dude, they have your money, which by the looks of it, isn’t something that guy has in high supply. $400 for an ugly leather jacket, on par for that guy.

Hmm, guy accused of being a huge asshole is a huge asshole.

I’m beginning to think Urban Meyer isn’t a good guy.

I literally spit out my coffee laughing from reading that headline. 

Don’t these people have jobs to be at? 

Jeff

This. I was the prime demographic (late 20s through the mid 2010s in Washington state) for craft beer’s raise in popularity. As I dove into the culture of it all, I couldn’t go to enough breweries and try new IPAs and limited releases. Any trip to a new area required looking on yelp for what local breweries were…

No, its not just you. WTF is up with their eyebrows? Is that the in thing these days?

About a month in that pic. Picking him up next weekend.

How much of a good boy is this guy?

Yeah, and what jobs are in these cities? Plentiful, decent jobs? I live in Seattle and I constantly hear from people who have moved from the Midwest say there are no jobs there.

David Blaine metamorphosing into a butterfly (probably his next tv special) 

That’s every major city in America right now. It’s cause bigger metro areas are the only place people can actually get decent jobs. I live in Seattle, grew up here and nobody seems to be from the state, its all assholes from the midwest.

This dork looks like slingblade