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Once a week.. I come to Deadspin looking for "material" to "make me feel good" instead of just coming for the sports.

Umm.. second comment down.

Did the Braves play their playoff games yet?

I guess I can feel a little bad for him. I mean- it is sad what happened with all his potential.

Isn't it interesting that comments are a little light for a Monday after a big sports weekend? Of course it is Columbus day... but who actually gets that off?

I'm litterally laughing my ass off in my office. Everyone is looking at me like I'm crazy. I hope any part of that is true.

How did people fall for that? Next their gonna tell me I came from Apes.

The guy picked Auburn?

Don't forget Ohio State's "I-am-job!" Ale. The perfect drink for a useless degree.

Wonder if they sell them in Big XII Packs

I know there's a glue joke somewhere in this... I just can't find it.

The LaVar Leap (take that Illini) looks pussy compared to that.

I think Dan Gladden will be too much to overcome. With a mullet like that- how could they lose? Look for the key play to occur in Game 4, when an A's runner is lifted off of first and tagged by Kent Hrbek.

I'm laughing so hard I could [cramp] a brick.

I've had 3 amazing dumps today. I started drinking massive amounts of water. They've been the clean one wipe kind.

Dang. Show up 10 minutes late to a post and all the good Jesus jokes have already been used.

Damn. I'm a little sad to admit that I grew up about 10 minutes from all that. Almost makes AV Club look good.

When I was little- I used to draw sports logos- and I always had the most fun with that Blue Jay. It was perfect. I also liked their double script for the lettering.

I can beat Super Tiger with Tiger Proofing. He's not that good.