I see it every day on my way to work. It’s insane. I don’t even flip the bird anymore, I had a dude follow me because I had the audacity to not let him cut me off and flipped him the bird on a Sunday morning. He was swerving into me and wanted to fight me. I heard him yelling it through my closed windows on the parkway…

“I’m out of business, I’m completely out, I’m done, I’ll never work in Columbus again,” he added. “This has completely and thoroughly ruined my life.”

“I just don’t understand the intensity of the hate,” he said.

When I saw the title, I closed my eyes and let out a deep sigh.

I was with you until you got to mayo.

Oh, and have recently boycotted the NFL, of course.

Don’t forget - hates abortion but had his girlfriend get one.

Those police stickers. Yes.

Also based on my upbringing. Any white person who reads Bill O’Reilly or Pat Buchanan, may as well have klan robes in their closet.

They’re somehow ghastly and bright at the same time. Add a James Avery charm bracelet, Kate Spade flats and a Land’s End sweater to create the ‘I watched the first season of Scandal so I can’t be racist, right?’ starter pack.

Can I add:

I would add ‘Duck Dynasty’ t-shirts to the list along with the beards that come with the shirts.

My list: 1)Brag about your “small, hometown”. To me, it screams “I lived in a small town without any minorities and the Kl*n holds annual parades at the end of the summer”. 2) Use “Americana” in your daily lexicon... Without any hint of irony. Once again... reminds me the small town, where the Kl*n holds annual…