The rare listicle that I don’t really have a quibble with except MAAAAYBE Joplin’s “Bobby McGee,” a song I wish had never been recorded, and that I would be thrilled to never hear again.

I’ll just add to the obligatory litany of “But what about”s by adding that Siouxsie & The Banshee’s “Dear Prudence” and pretty much…

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

Bring back SPECTRE as the impersonal terrorist organization. I always found this to be far more dangerous.

“I’m shocked!”

They could have spent the past 7 years in therapy, but it is clear they haven’t

“We’ve reached the worst time of year when summer has truly ended and the weather is trending to the bad.”

I’m fine, thank you for asking. This is good practice. You never know who isn’t feeling their best. Check in with your pals!

There was a woefully insufficient discussion of pop-up headlights in this story, though partial credit to having 4 photos with them.

We must expect that a much larger number of people will at some point lose all access to their gmail accounts. This will mostly occur when they change some aspect of their phones - including losing their phones.  So expect more customer grief as a result of this.

Yeah, the way he clutches that blanket everywhere he goes and sucks his thumb, not to mention the biblical aphorisms and his holier than thou attitude

LMG wants to be the consumer guide for all things tech. That’s the point of their Labs project - test all the claims of all the tech from cellphones to computers.

It’s the only way to be sure.

i would have gone with bombing it from orbit. 

I’m struggling to wrap my head around the $1.14 billion in losses and why both Boeing and NASA are moving ahead with the project. Part of me is like, cut your losses before it gets even worse. And it’s not as if SpaceX hasn’t already provided a reliable solution for ferrying astronauts to low Earth orbit.

It’s bad. But putting the future of space in the hands of a total flake like Musk is even worse. Almost makes one yearn for the good old days of a former Nazi like von Braun.

CURES CANCER™ offers a small amount of pain relief to mild headaches. It might also totally fuck you up. CURES CANCER™ is not intended to treat cancer. Consult your doctor if you have cancer. CURES CANCER™ has no effect whatsoever on cancer. Why would you be stupid enough to think that? It’s your fault.

The idea that FSD is possible with no infrastructure updates is an insane pipe dream 

I can imagine Elon having a similar state of mind as Stockton Rush. A level of arrogance that leads them to believe they know better than everyone else. These types of videos should be a warning to Elon and show that this tech is not ready, but I’m sure he’s going to push it through anyway because safety is overrated…

ItS cAnT pOsSiBlY bE fSd, tHe DrIvEr ObViOuSlY iS aT fAuLt!!!!!!