Annnnnd the Rangers blew a 5-1 lead.

Indians win, 8-5. Kind of a douchebag article here. Texas is a pretty good team, but so is Cleveland. In fact, it’s pretty amazing CLE was beating CHC 3-1 at all with 1.5 starting pitchers. Give them a healthy Carrasco OR Salazar, and that series probably stays in Chicago, and the curse of the goat rolls on.

It must suck that the best moments in Rangers’ history were when Nolan Ryan and Odor got into fights.

That link did not make it clear to me in the least what the C-word was, so I’m forced to think it’s the dirtiest C-word I know:

Alternates

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Car fuel can melt steel beams!

Your religious persecution complex might be getting in the way of your reading comprehension.

What the dickens was that?

Subtle Twist

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

It is Mag - Nee - Toe as per the cartoon. (And it is also gif with a g as in graphics)

“It’s gettin’ physical!”

He almost dropped it, but the ball managed to find its way into his Hanigan.

That only works on French vehicles. German vehicles go right around them.

I’m the nerd naming horses after towns/areas in Zelda II.

“Jason’s horse secrets” sounds like the weirdest slash fanfic ever.