I’ll just leave this here:

I’ve seen quite a few Cards fans say things like “Why does Deadspin have such an anti-St. Louis bias,” or “Why doesn’t this site ever run any positive stories about the Cardinals.” The answer is you. And others like you.

I respectfully disagreed with you until you began to celebrate Kilborn’s run as better than Jon Stewart’s. Then my respect faded.

This is a great article!

Yeah, it was all messed-up. I don’t remember it being exactly the same as this, but yeah, it was close enough to be an unpleasant thing to read.

As someone whose read Cherie Currie’s memoir and seen documentaries about the band where pretty much everyone admits that Kim Fowley was a skeazeball, I find it easy to believe that he was capable of things like this. He did some awful things (there’s a chapter in Currie’s book called “Kim Fowley’s sex education that…

However, as Mark Twain so wonderfully put it, they make the best hamburger.

I’m not the only one who thought this! Yay!

It’s also increasingly obvious that opposing teams are using the challenges to gain a strategic advantage...

He was on the team with Olynyk, who was being protected from retaliation by sitting on the bench after injuring Kevin Love in the first half. NOT defending that, but that’s what it sure seems like to me.

I’ve seen tennis players get the same injury and look 10x tougher.

This seems like a fair way to judge it, as well as other injury-causing actions.

But you’re forgetting how terrible John McClane was at the free throw line.

That he was trying to violently pull Love away from the ball is obvious. Whether he was trying to cause an injury is an open question. But it’s VERY shady, and the dumb “aw shucks, me?’ look on his face after doing it is just insulting. That doesn’t excuse the retaliatory efforts, but the Celtics have ALWAYS been a…

To quote a popular refrain, "That's why you play the games."

You can't take anything for granted, even until the final seconds of a game. As a Cleveland sports fan, I know this all too well. But victory for the Bucks always tastes pretty darn good.

With some hindsight, this article feels a little "DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN."

Again, hindsight's 20/20 and all that jazz, but still kinda funny in retrospect.

The car hit her so hard she made a full Revolution when she hit the ground. I'm just glad the crowd could come together to help. I'm so tired of people leaving accidents, I'm glad the driver stuck around.

He's simply being a sore loser. Browns fans put up with jeers for years, and now that we're winning these folks just want to try and cover their own negative feelings by picking us like they have before. Except this time it comes out being just as stupid-sounding as this kind of dumb trash talk actually is.

As far as I know, only people in Cincinnati like Skyline. Up here in Cleveland, we prefer polish or Italian...or slavic...or craft beer...or really anything...

Our buckeyes win over all but the most insane of folk. Seriously, who doesn't like chocolate and peanut butter? It's the cliche combination of deliciousness!!!